- Sue Heck: Mom, junior high is hard. People judge you for every little thing, if they even notice you at all. I just want to be judged.
- Frankie Heck: Is that how it is now, Ricky Ricardo? You have to see all my receipts when I come home?
- Mike Heck: When you dive on it like it's a live grenade, yeah, I want to see it.
- Mike Heck: They're good kids. If this is the worst of it, we'll be fine.
- Frankie Heck: You're right. We're lucky.
- Mike Heck: Very lucky.
- Frankie Heck: Of course, we could be luckier.
- Mike Heck: Don't I know it.