Community (TV Series)
Investigative Journalism (2010)
Alison Brie: Annie Edison
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Quotes
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Britta Perry : Guys! Guys, let's take a vote.
Abed : Secret vote. Everybody cover your eyes.
Annie Edison : We won't know the results.
Abed : Well, say your vote out loud.
Shirley Bennett : We'll know each other's voices.
Pierce Hawthorne : Troy's got a point.
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Annie Edison : You expect me to watch you do that without telling on you?
Jeff Winger : That's a hard-hitting question, Annie. Are you a reporter?
Annie Edison : No, they've got me editing the crossword because I'm a girl. And because I love crosswords!
Jeff Winger : Well, now you love the streets. You're my ace news hound.
Annie Edison : Ace? You can do that?
Jeff Winger : We can do anything we want. It's Greendale. Now go find me that story.
[Annie leaves]
Abed : This character reboot is really gelling for you, Jeff. That was all classic Hawkeye. Sending soldiers out for liquor. Slyly sidestepping the problematic scrutiny of Annie "Hotlips" Edison. I should build you a still for making Hawkeye martinis.
Jeff Winger : Of all your pop culture fixations, this is one I can work with, Abed.
Abed : Call me Radar?
Jeff Winger : When you've earned it.
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Britta Perry : Vacations are wasted on the young. You guys gotta get out there and see the world at some point, or you're gonna miss your entire lives.
Annie Edison : Where did you go, Britta?
Britta Perry : Amsterdam, I think. I'll know more when I find my camera.
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Pierce Hawthorne : [Wearing a "World's Greatest Grandpa" t-shirt] Guess what happened to me.
Annie Edison : Oh, Pierce, you became a grandfather?
Pierce Hawthorne : No, I became even cooler. These ironic t-shirts are all the rage.
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Annie Edison : I hope you've got an army of raisins, because I've got a major scoop.
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Jeff Winger : Let's get one thing straight. I wish I was still a lawyer, I'm only here because I'm hot for Britta, and I don't want to be anybody's friend.
[removes sunglasses]
Jeff Winger : Just kidding. Bring it in here, you knuckleheads.
[all laughing and chattering]
Jeff Winger : You know, I gotta say, I... I took a look back at the guy I was last semester, and I realized, that guy was a drag.
Shirley Bennett , Abed , Buddy , Annie Edison , Britta Perry , Troy Barnes : No.
Pierce Hawthorne : Good to hear you admit it, Jeff.
Jeff Winger : No, the truth is, this is a new semester, a new Jeff. Greendale is where I am and I am gonna make the best of it.
Shirley Bennett : Oh, that's nice.
Abed : You're like Hawkeye on M.A.S.H.. He kept his upbeat humor and charm, even in the 11th year of the Korean War.
Buddy : Yeah. Well, don't go changing too much, Jeff. I think we all like you just the way you were.
Jeff Winger : Well, I appreciate that, but... Did you just teleport here?
Buddy : No, I snuck in during the group hug. You guys don't remember me? Buddy, from Spanish class.
Shirley Bennett , Annie Edison , Britta Perry : Yeah, it's Buddy from Spanish class.
Pierce Hawthorne : [emphatically] I've never seen you before in my life!
Shirley Bennett , Annie Edison , Britta Perry : [all talking over each other] I don't know you.
Abed : I've seen Buddy before. He sits in the corner, next to the dead plant.
Buddy : Thank you, Abed. Sometimes I have a tendency to melt into the background. It's just my body type, but I definitely know you guys. From watching you all last semester grow together.
