- [first lines]
- Mason Greybeck: Sorry.
- [holds up paintbrush]
- Mason Greybeck: I think you dropped this.
- Alex Russo: No, that's not mine.
- Mason Greybeck: I know. I needed an excuse to come and talk to you,
- [last lines]
- Max Russo: Hey, Monster Guy. You may've noticed that lately I've been acting like I totally don't know what's going on.
- Justin Russo: Lately?
- Max Russo: So you noticed; great. Yeah, like, like remember when I let all those monsters out of that book?
- Justin Russo: Yeah. They all escaped and destroyed the rest of the monster hunters, but me.
- Max Russo: Yeah, that's not the worst part. Um, one of those monsters, uh, was the mummy who stole your girlfriend, so, I mean, I guess "technically" you can, can be mad at me.
- Justin Russo: You know... that reminds me of something.
- Max Russo: Yeah.
- Justin Russo: Something I have to do.
- Max Russo: OK.
- Justin Russo: And I need your help.
- Max Russo: My- yes! Great. Cause I'm here for you. Whatever you need.
- Justin Russo: Good.
- Max Russo: Yeah.
- Justin Russo: [yells] Sneak attack!
- Harper Finkle: Don't you see what you've done? Used magic to make your relationship OK. I don't think that's right.
- Alex Russo: Harper, doing what's right has never really been my goal.
- Jerry Russo: As a great poet once said: "Don't go changin' to try to please me."
- Harper Finkle: Mr. Russo, are you quoting Billy Joel?
- Jerry Russo: I've never heard of that person.