Modern Family (TV Series)
Not in My House (2010)
Julie Bowen: Claire Dunphy
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Quotes
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Alex Dunphy : Why is Dad in Luke's room with the door closed?
Claire Dunphy : They're having a little talk.
Alex Dunphy : Is Luke being punished?
Claire Dunphy : Is that your favorite thing? When your brother or sister gets into trouble.
Alex Dunphy : My favorite thing is when they're *both* in trouble. So what'd he do? Did he cheat on a test? He's a cheater.
Claire Dunphy : He did not cheat on a test.
Alex Dunphy : Did he lie?
Claire Dunphy : Alex.
Alex Dunphy : He lies all the time.
Claire Dunphy : Alex.
Alex Dunphy : Sorry. I'm just worried about Luke... A lot of parents are hitting again.
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Phil Dunphy : You're probably just feeling a little tense from all of this. I know I am. You know what might help the situation?
[pokes her arm playfully]
Claire Dunphy : Really?... Right now?
Phil Dunphy : [Face goes from humorous to serious] I meant going out for a few pizzas. Where's your mind?
[Starts to leave the room]
Phil Dunphy : I guess I live in a house full of sex maniacs.
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Claire Dunphy : Okay, I checked the rest of the computers in the house - I didn't find any more porn.
Phil Dunphy : That was hardly porn - it was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.
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Phil Dunphy : Where are you going?
Claire Dunphy : I'm going to pick up Luke from his sleepover. We need to talk to him about this now.
Phil Dunphy : Claire, this is a very delicate situation. If we don't handle it right, Luke might end up having an unhealthy attitude about sex. Or agribusiness.