Modern Family (TV Series)

Not in My House (2010)

Ty Burrell: Phil Dunphy

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• Phil Dunphy : You're probably just feeling a little tense from all of this. I know I am. You know what might help the situation?

  [pokes her arm playfully] 

  Claire Dunphy : Really?... Right now?

  Phil Dunphy : [Face goes from humorous to serious]  I meant going out for a few pizzas. Where's your mind?

  [Starts to leave the room] 

  Phil Dunphy : I guess I live in a house full of sex maniacs.

• Claire Dunphy : Okay, I checked the rest of the computers in the house - I didn't find any more porn.

  Phil Dunphy : That was hardly porn - it was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.

• Phil Dunphy : I just want to say I'm sorry. I never meant to blame you for that whole picture thing. Your mom sort of thought it was yours and I should have stopped it, but I didn't.

  Luke Dunphy : So what was the picture of?

  Phil Dunphy : Well, it was a woman on a tractor, and she had her shirt off.

  Luke Dunphy : Was it hot?

  Phil Dunphy : Okay, we're being honest here. Umm... this particular woman - well, my tastes do run to the curvy, and the cowboy had did not hurt one bit. Couple that with the cut-off jeans - and you were asking about the weather, weren't you?

• Phil Dunphy : Where are you going?

  Claire Dunphy : I'm going to pick up Luke from his sleepover. We need to talk to him about this now.

  Phil Dunphy : Claire, this is a very delicate situation. If we don't handle it right, Luke might end up having an unhealthy attitude about sex. Or agribusiness.