Smallville (TV Series)

Conspiracy (2010)

JR Bourne: Dr. Bernard Chisholm

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• Dr. Bernard Chisholm : [to Zod]  You're one of *them*. It's worse than I ever thought. You aliens are everywhere. You've infiltrated our world! But you will *not* win. You do not belong on this planet. Your invasion stops now.

• Dr. Bernard Chisholm : I'm Dr. Bernard Chisholm. Forgive me for being so forward, but I have a news story that I think you should hear.

  Lois Lane : Sorry, doc, you just got me on a night when work is the last thing I wanna think about.

  Dr. Bernard Chisholm : It'll make your career.

  [she lowers her paper, her interest piqued] 

  Dr. Bernard Chisholm : Aliens are living among us.

  Lois Lane : [her interest waning, she stands to leave]  Okay. Tell you what, pal. The next time that you wanna get a hot tip to a reporter, just... try an envelope and a 44-cent stamp. Okay?

  Dr. Bernard Chisholm : I did. Dozens of times, in fact.

  Lois Lane : Well, considering your story's alien angle, those letters probably never made it off the "wacko" pile.

• Dr. Bernard Chisholm : This blood confirms my suspicions. These things... are alien. Now, I've kept copious notes about my findings. But if I try to share them, they'll be dismissed. If they come from a legitimate news source, the public will listen. And that's where you come in.

  Lois Lane : Listen, Agent Mulder. I will write your "X-Files" exposé. But I'm telling you, no one will believe it.

  Dr. Bernard Chisholm : They will when they receive the body parts I've harvested. I'm sending samples to medical experts all over the world. When they see the proof, they'll come.

  [unveiling Vala] 

  Dr. Bernard Chisholm : Cyrogenically preserved specimen waiting for them.

  Lois Lane : Okay, uh, uh, buddy... you just went from creepy critter to full-blown nutjob. You need to get that girl out of that Ziplock and turn off the deep freeze now.

• Dr. Bernard Chisholm : I can prove my claims. I've captured some of them. They're under lock and key at a safe location outside the city. Come with me. Ms. Lane, I'll show you. Help me spread the word. Together, we'll defend the human race.

  Lois Lane : You're very convincing. I just need to call my editor and let him know that I'm following a hot lead.

  [trying her cell phone] 

  Lois Lane : Damn cell phone. Never a signal when you need one. Just... I'm gonna try out there. Just... just stay here. Okay? Don't go anywhere.

  Lois Lane : [outside, she calls 911; hearing a gun cock behind her]  Never mind. False alarm.

  Dr. Bernard Chisholm : I'd hoped you'd enlist to fight our war. But I guess you'll have to be drafted.

• Vala : Please let me out. Please!

  Dr. Bernard Chisholm : Oh, I don't want you contaminating anything, alien.

  Vala : I-I'm not what you think I am. I'm not.

  Dr. Bernard Chisholm : Oh, I know who you are. I thought all of you had vanished off the face of the earth. But when I spotted you and the others living among us, pretending to be humans... I realized... you want to colonize our planet.

  Vala : No, no, no, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong. I'm-I'm human. I'm the same as you.

  Dr. Bernard Chisholm : Stop lying. I'm gathering undeniable proof. I'm gonna share it with the rest of the world. And when they learn the truth... all of you will be hunted down and exterminated!