- Frankie Heck: So from now on, I will calmly ask you to do something once, then you'll show me you can listen and I'll show you I don't need to yell.
- Brick Heck: So you're gonna stop nagging?
- Frankie Heck: I'm going to start trusting that you can do the things I ask you to.
- Axl Heck: What do we get if you do yell?
- Frankie Heck: It doesn't work that way.
- Sue Heck: We should get something.
- Frankie Heck: That's not what this is about!
- Brick Heck: How about a Tootsie Roll?
- Sue Heck: I like waffles.
- Axl Heck: That's stupid. We should get money.
- Frankie Heck: Okay, this is not some kind of contest for prizes! This is about becoming the kind of family where the mom doesn't have to yell!
- [calms self]
- Frankie Heck: Starting now.
- Axl Heck: Okay, I admit it. I screwed up. Go ahead, yell at me.
- Frankie Heck: Oh, you'd like that now, wouldn't you? Well, I don't have the luxury. I have eleven minutes to get to Office Warehouse before it closes. I cannot believe how irresponsible you are! Watch this baby.
- [hands baby to Axl]