- Solomon Grundy: Do you have downs? The lady's trying to do the Tango! And you're doing the Irish Jig!
- Solomon Grundy: Remember that time that kid stoled your skateboard? BAM right in the back of the head, blood everywhere... That was great!
- Jimmy: I can take a lot of shit. I can sit right here, watch prospects with Julie go out the window. I can take the hits. But this...
- Solomon Grundy: Something's gotta give, Faulkner!