- Nate Archibald: [re cuffs and other naughty items Serena tries to hide] I really, really hope that's for my birthday.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Actually, Blair and Chuck just left it here after one of their games.
- Jack Bass: [to Chuck, as his iconic Lolita-styled painting gets carried away] You really have surrounded yourself with beautiful things. So easy to auction off. Gotta love eBay.
- Jenny Humphrey: Nate, I... I really just wanted to say thank you for last week. I don't know what would have happened.
- Jack Bass: [after Serena left the shop] She's right. That really is a remarkable dress, made only more so by you in it.
- Blair Waldorf: What are you doing here? Besides stalking me!
- Jack Bass: Please. I was just window-shopping, and saw something I liked.
- Blair Waldorf: I'd rather spend the night with the Marquis de Sade. And, yes, I know he's dead.
- Jack Bass: I'm surprised this is your response... knowing how attached Chuck is to his hotel, what it means to him. I thought you really cared for him.
- Blair Waldorf: Excuse me, I thought you were just a disgusting pig, but now I realize you're actually demented!
- Jack Bass: Taking what belongs to Chuck has become a real passion of mine. And I would find this particular conquest *deeply* satisfying.
- Blair Waldorf: While I'm flattered, I assure you that Chuck and I will find another way.
- Jack Bass: Chuck opened his heart to you, and now his future lies in your hands. Well, not your... hands... exactly.
- [Blair frowns indignantly]
- Jack Bass: But you could fix this. He'll never have to know.
- Blair Waldorf: Chuck will win. And I'll be right by his side as long as that takes for that to happen.
- Jack Bass: As long as you are at his side, and not mine,
- [shakes his head]
- Jack Bass: that will never happen.
- [tries to stroke her face, but she slaps his hand away]
- Eric van der Woodsen: [re Nate's absence] Even without the guest of honor, it's still a great party.
- Serena van der Woodsen: I can't believe he didn't call.
- Eric van der Woodsen: Well, you did steal his phone.
- Serena van der Woodsen: You do have a point.