- Blair Waldorf: [as Nate enters her room] Great. He sent good cop.
- Nate Archibald: Chuck didn't send me.
- Blair Waldorf: [realizes] Serena.
- Nate Archibald: Look, we're concerned about our best friends. And whatever he did, I'm sure you can find a punishment for him.
- Blair Waldorf: There is no punishment for what he did.
- Nate Archibald: You're Blair Waldorf. "Punishment" is your middle name.
- Blair Waldorf: Everything you said last night was true. We do belong together. We're both sick and twisted. If you think about it, we're incredibly fortunate to have even found each other.
- Chuck Bass: Blair, I don't want this to be you settling some sort of consolation.
- Blair Waldorf: We've both hit rock bottom, Chuck, but we've hit it together. At least we won't be lonely in hell.
- Chuck Bass: I thought our relationship could withstand anything, but apparently I was wrong.
- Serena van der Woodsen: Well, you still love her, don't you? Then show her that you're sorry. Take her to Blue Hill upstate, or buy her those Louboutins at Saks.
- Chuck Bass: I'd buy Saks itself and it still wouldn't be enough. She doesn't wanna talk to me,
- [throws hands up in desperation]
- Chuck Bass: I've tried.