Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)

The Super-Batman of Planet X! (2010)

Dana Delany: Vilsi Vaylar

Quotes 

• Vilsi Vaylar : [watching Batman in action]  He's incredible.

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Hit a stabilizer coil. Lucky shot.

  Batman : Impressive. I could get used to this.

• Vilsi Vaylar : That was quite a show. What's your story?

  Batman : Just a friend visiting from out of town, miss.

• Vilsi Vaylar : Vilsi Vaylar, reporting for the Solar Cycle Globe.

  Rohtul : Excuse me. In the middle of something here.

  Vilsi Vaylar : What makes you think you can succeed this time when Batman has humiliated you so many times before?

  Rohtul : Because I am a genius, that's why.

  Vilsi Vaylar : [seeing the Batmobile approach]  Speak of the handsome devil.

  [seeing Earth's Batman eject] 

  Vilsi Vaylar : And he's brought a friend.

  Rohtul : No matter. I'll destroy as many Batmen as necessary.

• Vilsi Vaylar : Well, if it isn't Tlano. I was thinking you'd fallen off the face of Zurr-En-Arrh.

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Oh, hello, Vilsi. No, no, just locked my keys in my transport.

  [accidentally knocking items off of her desk] 

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Oh, my. Sorry about that.

  Vilsi Vaylar : Well, you missed the big story. There's an incredible new hero in town.

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : [incredulous]  He can't be more incredible than Batman.

  Vilsi Vaylar : [happening to see the other Batman fly by]  See for yourself.

  Batman : [outside, to himself]  Let's give these powers a spin.

• Vilsi Vaylar : Isn't he amazing? How does this sound? "Zurr-En-Arrh's newest champion sets fresh standards for speed, strength, and bravery." And handsomeness, but I won't write that.

• Vilsi Vaylar : You sprayed this other Batman with a polymer compound to shield him from rhodon exposure?

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Correct, Vilsi.

  Vilsi Vaylar : Miss having those powers?

  Batman : Frankly, it's a relief not to have them. It's too easy to depend on them and forget...

  Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : What got you where you are.

  Batman : [a wormhole opens in the sky]  Speaking of what got me where I am...

• Vilsi Vaylar : You're seeing it live. Rohtul cowering like a shaved slime worm in the face of this heroic onslaught.

  Rohtul : Ah, Ms. Vaylar, always in the wrong place at the right time.

• Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Rohtul, you forget, quartz only affects one Batman around here.

  Rohtul : I don't care which Batman I face. No one man can stand against my brainpower.

  Vilsi Vaylar : All alone, against the odds, without superpowers... and looking good.