Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)
The Super-Batman of Planet X! (2010)
Diedrich Bader: Batman
Quotes
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Batman : I don't believe it. Who are you?
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Who are you?
Batman : I'm Batman of Earth. I've been stranded here.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Then, welcome to the planet Zurr-En-Arrh. Here, I'm Batman.
Batman : Given the infinite possibilities in an infinite universe, it's logical two Batmen would come to exist on two separate planets.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Then I assume, as a crime-fighter, that you too were inspired by one of these?
Batman : [he's shown a hologram of a Zurr-En-Arrh bat] Uh, something like that.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : It's good to have you here. I can always use more help keeping Gothtropolis safe. At least until we can figure out a way to get you home.
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Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Batman, this is my butler. Raised me from a child, actually.
Alpha-Red : A pleasure, sir.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Now, if you'll lie down...
[scanning Batman]
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Interesting. Your muscles and tissues have been augmented.
Batman : How?
Alpha-Red : Perhaps exposure to atmospheric elements dissimilar to the subject's home planet.
Batman : List Zurr-En-Arrh atmospheric elements, please.
Alpha-Red : Nitrogen, oxygen, rhodon...
Batman : Rhodon? That doesn't sound familiar.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Of course. Exposure to rhodon could alter the subject's tissue to provide the abilities presented.
Batman : One mystery solved. Now we can work on the other one. Getting me back home.
Alpha-Red : That must wait, sir. Master Tlano is expected at work in his civilian identity.
Batman : Go. I'll find a way to keep busy.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Then I'm off to the paper.
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Batman : I understand how you feel.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Do you?
Batman : I wouldn't like it either if an alien with superpowers came to Earth to do my job.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : [sarcastic] That makes me feel a lot better. Look, we still don't fully understand these powers. There could be side effects.
[an alarm sounds]
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Rohtul again? So quickly?
Batman : Don't worry, I'll have him back in jail in no time.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : [dryly, as Batman flies away] I'll catch up.
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Green Arrow : What is that?
Batman : The combination of energy from the blast and my shields has created a wormhole. It's pulling me in.
Green Arrow : [after the wormhole closes] Figures he'd leave me to do all the hard work.
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Vilsi Vaylar : [watching Batman in action] He's incredible.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Hit a stabilizer coil. Lucky shot.
Batman : Impressive. I could get used to this.
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Vilsi Vaylar : That was quite a show. What's your story?
Batman : Just a friend visiting from out of town, miss.
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Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Incredible. You just lifted the equivalent of 270,000 samilats.
Batman : Is that a lot?
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Batman : Never thought I'd be fighting for truth, justice, and the Zurr-En-Arrh way. I just wonder how Green Arrow's doing without me.
Green Arrow : [back on Earth] Wherever you are, Batman, you owe me big time.
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Vilsi Vaylar : Well, if it isn't Tlano. I was thinking you'd fallen off the face of Zurr-En-Arrh.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Oh, hello, Vilsi. No, no, just locked my keys in my transport.
[accidentally knocking items off of her desk]
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Oh, my. Sorry about that.
Vilsi Vaylar : Well, you missed the big story. There's an incredible new hero in town.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : [incredulous] He can't be more incredible than Batman.
Vilsi Vaylar : [happening to see the other Batman fly by] See for yourself.
Batman : [outside, to himself] Let's give these powers a spin.
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Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : You had quite an afternoon.
Batman : I'd call it a good start. I eliminated organized crime in the city's north end, reforested a wildfire area, and stopped 37 crimes in progress. What did you do today?
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : I, um, wrote a headline about what you did today.
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Green Arrow : What's the matter, Batman? Your Batrocket can't keep up with my Arrow-orbiter?
Batman : This is not about racing, Green Arrow. It's about stopping those pirates from getting away with the Emerald Eye of Ekron.
Green Arrow : [he thrusts his ship faster] Oh, no, you don't. Those creeps are mine.
Batman : [watching him fire his weapons] Guess your targeting system is off. I could fix it for you later, if you'd like.
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Batman : [developing superpowers] Looks like I'm robot-proof. Let's see if they're Batman-proof.
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Kanjar Ro : Did you bring the money?
Doc Magnus : Relax, my friend. Just beam us the weapon energizers and the money is all yours.
Kanjar Ro : The money first.
Batman : That's not how we do business, Kanjar Ro.
Kanjar Ro : No, but something's not right about your partner, Matches. I wonder, can he be trusted?
Doc Magnus : Can I be trusted?
[laughing]
Doc Magnus : Hey, does Cygnus IV have seven moons, my main man?
Kanjar Ro : [drawing a blaster] Cygnus IV doesn't have any moons.
Batman : [pulling off his disguise] Forget it, Dr. Magnus. Our cover's blown.
Kanjar Ro : Batman! Too bad you're still outnumbered.
Batman : You might want to do the math again, Kanjar Ro.
Doc Magnus : [throwing his suitcase] Metal Men, attack!
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Doc Magnus : That was more exciting than three days in my lab. So, when's our next undercover assignment, partner?
Batman : Uh... I'll be in touch.
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Vilsi Vaylar : You sprayed this other Batman with a polymer compound to shield him from rhodon exposure?
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Correct, Vilsi.
Vilsi Vaylar : Miss having those powers?
Batman : Frankly, it's a relief not to have them. It's too easy to depend on them and forget...
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : What got you where you are.
Batman : [a wormhole opens in the sky] Speaking of what got me where I am...
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Rohtul : Looks like your favorite reporter got a little too close to her story, Batman.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Rohtul, you maniac.
Rohtul : Correction. *Brilliant* maniac, Batman.
Batman , Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Don't worry, I have a plan.
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Batman : My energy is coming back, but my powers are gone.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : You can still help me out, though, right?
Batman : Just watch me.
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Green Arrow : Found you. Took me a little while to figure out how to create a wormhole, but...
[accidentally crushing a bit of his ship's canopy]
Green Arrow : Huh? Well, something must've weakened my orbiter's structural integrity.
Batman : Actually, Arrow, it's...
Green Arrow : [jumping out, he floats into the sky] Aah! Huh? Whoa. Hoo-hoo! I can't believe it! I have superpowers?
[flying around]
Green Arrow : Oh, yeah, this is fantastic! Whoo! Ha-ha-ha. Whoo! Wow, right over here, Bats! Loopity-loopity. Ha, ha. Hey. Whoo-hoo! Whoa. Ha, ha.
[the other Batman indicates his can of polymer compound]
Green Arrow : Oh, you didn't think I could do this one, but I got you right there! Ha, ha.
[as Arrow flies by, he's sprayed with the polymer and falls to the ground]
Green Arrow : Oh, great. Two Batmen who won't let me have any fun.
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Mugger : [holding a family at gunpoint] Too bad the kid's gonna lose his parents over a family knickknack.
Batman : The only thing he's going to lose is the fear of criminal scum like you.
[throwing a batarang, it makes a small hole in the wall]
Batman : Huh?
[thinking]
Batman : What a sad planet. Plagued by both crime and poor building codes.