Batman: The Brave and the Bold (TV Series)
The Super-Batman of Planet X! (2010)
Kevin Conroy: Batman of Zur-En-Arrh
Quotes
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Batman : I don't believe it. Who are you?
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Who are you?
Batman : I'm Batman of Earth. I've been stranded here.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Then, welcome to the planet Zurr-En-Arrh. Here, I'm Batman.
Batman : Given the infinite possibilities in an infinite universe, it's logical two Batmen would come to exist on two separate planets.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Then I assume, as a crime-fighter, that you too were inspired by one of these?
Batman : [he's shown a hologram of a Zurr-En-Arrh bat] Uh, something like that.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : It's good to have you here. I can always use more help keeping Gothtropolis safe. At least until we can figure out a way to get you home.
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Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Batman, this is my butler. Raised me from a child, actually.
Alpha-Red : A pleasure, sir.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Now, if you'll lie down...
[scanning Batman]
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Interesting. Your muscles and tissues have been augmented.
Batman : How?
Alpha-Red : Perhaps exposure to atmospheric elements dissimilar to the subject's home planet.
Batman : List Zurr-En-Arrh atmospheric elements, please.
Alpha-Red : Nitrogen, oxygen, rhodon...
Batman : Rhodon? That doesn't sound familiar.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Of course. Exposure to rhodon could alter the subject's tissue to provide the abilities presented.
Batman : One mystery solved. Now we can work on the other one. Getting me back home.
Alpha-Red : That must wait, sir. Master Tlano is expected at work in his civilian identity.
Batman : Go. I'll find a way to keep busy.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Then I'm off to the paper.
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Batman : I understand how you feel.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Do you?
Batman : I wouldn't like it either if an alien with superpowers came to Earth to do my job.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : [sarcastic] That makes me feel a lot better. Look, we still don't fully understand these powers. There could be side effects.
[an alarm sounds]
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Rohtul again? So quickly?
Batman : Don't worry, I'll have him back in jail in no time.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : [dryly, as Batman flies away] I'll catch up.
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Vilsi Vaylar : [watching Batman in action] He's incredible.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Hit a stabilizer coil. Lucky shot.
Batman : Impressive. I could get used to this.
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Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Incredible. You just lifted the equivalent of 270,000 samilats.
Batman : Is that a lot?
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Mugger : Stranger, you just cost me a big score. And now you're gonna pay the price.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : It's you who must pay the price, for your life of crime.
Mugger : What?
[shaking his head, not sure what he's seeing]
Mugger : Deja vu.
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Vilsi Vaylar : Well, if it isn't Tlano. I was thinking you'd fallen off the face of Zurr-En-Arrh.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Oh, hello, Vilsi. No, no, just locked my keys in my transport.
[accidentally knocking items off of her desk]
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Oh, my. Sorry about that.
Vilsi Vaylar : Well, you missed the big story. There's an incredible new hero in town.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : [incredulous] He can't be more incredible than Batman.
Vilsi Vaylar : [happening to see the other Batman fly by] See for yourself.
Batman : [outside, to himself] Let's give these powers a spin.
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Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : You had quite an afternoon.
Batman : I'd call it a good start. I eliminated organized crime in the city's north end, reforested a wildfire area, and stopped 37 crimes in progress. What did you do today?
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : I, um, wrote a headline about what you did today.
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Chancellor Gor-Zonn : Batman, do you read me?
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Go ahead, Chancellor Gor-Zonn.
Chancellor Gor-Zonn : Rohtul's back. And his robot army is destroying downtown.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Perhaps two Batmen will be better than one in taking down my archnemesis?
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Vilsi Vaylar : You sprayed this other Batman with a polymer compound to shield him from rhodon exposure?
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Correct, Vilsi.
Vilsi Vaylar : Miss having those powers?
Batman : Frankly, it's a relief not to have them. It's too easy to depend on them and forget...
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : What got you where you are.
Batman : [a wormhole opens in the sky] Speaking of what got me where I am...
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Rohtul : Looks like your favorite reporter got a little too close to her story, Batman.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Rohtul, you maniac.
Rohtul : Correction. *Brilliant* maniac, Batman.
Batman , Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Don't worry, I have a plan.
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Batman : My energy is coming back, but my powers are gone.
Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : You can still help me out, though, right?
Batman : Just watch me.
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Batman of Zur-En-Arrh : Rohtul, you forget, quartz only affects one Batman around here.
Rohtul : I don't care which Batman I face. No one man can stand against my brainpower.
Vilsi Vaylar : All alone, against the odds, without superpowers... and looking good.