- Batman: I don't believe it. Who are you?
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Who are you?
- Batman: I'm Batman of Earth. I've been stranded here.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Then, welcome to the planet Zurr-En-Arrh. Here, I'm Batman.
- Batman: Given the infinite possibilities in an infinite universe, it's logical two Batmen would come to exist on two separate planets.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Then I assume, as a crime-fighter, that you too were inspired by one of these?
- Batman: [he's shown a hologram of a Zurr-En-Arrh bat] Uh, something like that.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: It's good to have you here. I can always use more help keeping Gothtropolis safe. At least until we can figure out a way to get you home.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Batman, this is my butler. Raised me from a child, actually.
- Alpha-Red: A pleasure, sir.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Now, if you'll lie down...
- [scanning Batman]
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Interesting. Your muscles and tissues have been augmented.
- Batman: How?
- Alpha-Red: Perhaps exposure to atmospheric elements dissimilar to the subject's home planet.
- Batman: List Zurr-En-Arrh atmospheric elements, please.
- Alpha-Red: Nitrogen, oxygen, rhodon...
- Batman: Rhodon? That doesn't sound familiar.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Of course. Exposure to rhodon could alter the subject's tissue to provide the abilities presented.
- Batman: One mystery solved. Now we can work on the other one. Getting me back home.
- Alpha-Red: That must wait, sir. Master Tlano is expected at work in his civilian identity.
- Batman: Go. I'll find a way to keep busy.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Then I'm off to the paper.
- Batman: I understand how you feel.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Do you?
- Batman: I wouldn't like it either if an alien with superpowers came to Earth to do my job.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: [sarcastic] That makes me feel a lot better. Look, we still don't fully understand these powers. There could be side effects.
- [an alarm sounds]
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Rohtul again? So quickly?
- Batman: Don't worry, I'll have him back in jail in no time.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: [dryly, as Batman flies away] I'll catch up.
- Green Arrow: What is that?
- Batman: The combination of energy from the blast and my shields has created a wormhole. It's pulling me in.
- Green Arrow: [after the wormhole closes] Figures he'd leave me to do all the hard work.
- Vilsi Vaylar: [watching Batman in action] He's incredible.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Hit a stabilizer coil. Lucky shot.
- Batman: Impressive. I could get used to this.
- Vilsi Vaylar: That was quite a show. What's your story?
- Batman: Just a friend visiting from out of town, miss.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Incredible. You just lifted the equivalent of 270,000 samilats.
- Batman: Is that a lot?
- Batman: Never thought I'd be fighting for truth, justice, and the Zurr-En-Arrh way. I just wonder how Green Arrow's doing without me.
- Green Arrow: [back on Earth] Wherever you are, Batman, you owe me big time.
- Mugger: Stranger, you just cost me a big score. And now you're gonna pay the price.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: It's you who must pay the price, for your life of crime.
- Mugger: What?
- [shaking his head, not sure what he's seeing]
- Mugger: Deja vu.
- Vilsi Vaylar: Vilsi Vaylar, reporting for the Solar Cycle Globe.
- Rohtul: Excuse me. In the middle of something here.
- Vilsi Vaylar: What makes you think you can succeed this time when Batman has humiliated you so many times before?
- Rohtul: Because I am a genius, that's why.
- Vilsi Vaylar: [seeing the Batmobile approach] Speak of the handsome devil.
- [seeing Earth's Batman eject]
- Vilsi Vaylar: And he's brought a friend.
- Rohtul: No matter. I'll destroy as many Batmen as necessary.
- Vilsi Vaylar: Well, if it isn't Tlano. I was thinking you'd fallen off the face of Zurr-En-Arrh.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Oh, hello, Vilsi. No, no, just locked my keys in my transport.
- [accidentally knocking items off of her desk]
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Oh, my. Sorry about that.
- Vilsi Vaylar: Well, you missed the big story. There's an incredible new hero in town.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: [incredulous] He can't be more incredible than Batman.
- Vilsi Vaylar: [happening to see the other Batman fly by] See for yourself.
- Batman: [outside, to himself] Let's give these powers a spin.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: You had quite an afternoon.
- Batman: I'd call it a good start. I eliminated organized crime in the city's north end, reforested a wildfire area, and stopped 37 crimes in progress. What did you do today?
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: I, um, wrote a headline about what you did today.
- Chancellor Gor-Zonn: Batman, do you read me?
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Go ahead, Chancellor Gor-Zonn.
- Chancellor Gor-Zonn: Rohtul's back. And his robot army is destroying downtown.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Perhaps two Batmen will be better than one in taking down my archnemesis?
- Green Arrow: What's the matter, Batman? Your Batrocket can't keep up with my Arrow-orbiter?
- Batman: This is not about racing, Green Arrow. It's about stopping those pirates from getting away with the Emerald Eye of Ekron.
- Green Arrow: [he thrusts his ship faster] Oh, no, you don't. Those creeps are mine.
- Batman: [watching him fire his weapons] Guess your targeting system is off. I could fix it for you later, if you'd like.
- Vilsi Vaylar: Isn't he amazing? How does this sound? "Zurr-En-Arrh's newest champion sets fresh standards for speed, strength, and bravery." And handsomeness, but I won't write that.
- Kanjar Ro: Did you bring the money?
- Doc Magnus: Relax, my friend. Just beam us the weapon energizers and the money is all yours.
- Kanjar Ro: The money first.
- Batman: That's not how we do business, Kanjar Ro.
- Kanjar Ro: No, but something's not right about your partner, Matches. I wonder, can he be trusted?
- Doc Magnus: Can I be trusted?
- [laughing]
- Doc Magnus: Hey, does Cygnus IV have seven moons, my main man?
- Kanjar Ro: [drawing a blaster] Cygnus IV doesn't have any moons.
- Batman: [pulling off his disguise] Forget it, Dr. Magnus. Our cover's blown.
- Kanjar Ro: Batman! Too bad you're still outnumbered.
- Batman: You might want to do the math again, Kanjar Ro.
- Doc Magnus: [throwing his suitcase] Metal Men, attack!
- Doc Magnus: That was more exciting than three days in my lab. So, when's our next undercover assignment, partner?
- Batman: Uh... I'll be in touch.
- Rohtul: One meddling Batman I could destroy easily, but where did this other one come from? Which other planets support humanoid life? Rann, Thanagar, Earth...
- [something clicks]
- Rohtul: Earth. Yes. Why, with rhodon in the atmosphere, someone from Earth would have incredible power on Zurr-En-Arrh. Also, a great weakness.
- Vilsi Vaylar: You sprayed this other Batman with a polymer compound to shield him from rhodon exposure?
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Correct, Vilsi.
- Vilsi Vaylar: Miss having those powers?
- Batman: Frankly, it's a relief not to have them. It's too easy to depend on them and forget...
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: What got you where you are.
- Batman: [a wormhole opens in the sky] Speaking of what got me where I am...
- Rohtul: Looks like your favorite reporter got a little too close to her story, Batman.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Rohtul, you maniac.
- Rohtul: Correction. *Brilliant* maniac, Batman.
- Batman, Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Don't worry, I have a plan.
- Batman: My energy is coming back, but my powers are gone.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: You can still help me out, though, right?
- Batman: Just watch me.
- Vilsi Vaylar: You're seeing it live. Rohtul cowering like a shaved slime worm in the face of this heroic onslaught.
- Rohtul: Ah, Ms. Vaylar, always in the wrong place at the right time.
- Green Arrow: Found you. Took me a little while to figure out how to create a wormhole, but...
- [accidentally crushing a bit of his ship's canopy]
- Green Arrow: Huh? Well, something must've weakened my orbiter's structural integrity.
- Batman: Actually, Arrow, it's...
- Green Arrow: [jumping out, he floats into the sky] Aah! Huh? Whoa. Hoo-hoo! I can't believe it! I have superpowers?
- [flying around]
- Green Arrow: Oh, yeah, this is fantastic! Whoo! Ha-ha-ha. Whoo! Wow, right over here, Bats! Loopity-loopity. Ha, ha. Hey. Whoo-hoo! Whoa. Ha, ha.
- [the other Batman indicates his can of polymer compound]
- Green Arrow: Oh, you didn't think I could do this one, but I got you right there! Ha, ha.
- [as Arrow flies by, he's sprayed with the polymer and falls to the ground]
- Green Arrow: Oh, great. Two Batmen who won't let me have any fun.
- Batman of Zur-En-Arrh: Rohtul, you forget, quartz only affects one Batman around here.
- Rohtul: I don't care which Batman I face. No one man can stand against my brainpower.
- Vilsi Vaylar: All alone, against the odds, without superpowers... and looking good.
- Mugger: [holding a family at gunpoint] Too bad the kid's gonna lose his parents over a family knickknack.
- Batman: The only thing he's going to lose is the fear of criminal scum like you.
- [throwing a batarang, it makes a small hole in the wall]
- Batman: Huh?
- [thinking]
- Batman: What a sad planet. Plagued by both crime and poor building codes.