- Kendall Knight: No talent? No talent? You're the one with no talent! You haven't had a hit in ten years!
- Gustavo Rocque: Hey! "Girl to my Heart" by Boyquake was a hit nine years ago!
- Kendall Knight: Oh, "Girl to my Heart." Let me see if I can remember that rock classic. "GIRL MY EYES AND GIRL MY MIND, IT NEVER STOPS AFTER IT STARTS BECAUSE YOU'RE MY GIRL! MY GIRL TO MY HEART HEART HEART!"
- Kelly Wainwright: WOAH! WOAH! SECURITY!
- Kendall Knight: Here's a new hit for ya, "Oh, you're such a turd! Oh yeah, a giant turd! And you look like a turd, and you smell like a turd!"