"The Simpsons" Million Dollar Maybe (TV Episode 2010) - Harry Shearer as Jasper, Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Lenny Leonard, Reverend Lovejoy, Kent Brockman

Charles Montgomery Burns : [Playing a WWII game] Wait, I'm shooting at Nazis? That's not how I remember it.
Lisa Simpson : I can buy a digital converter for you.

Grampa Abraham Simpson : Great! You can use the money we would have given to televangelists.

Lisa Simpson : That's a lot of money. How long has the TV been out?

Jasper : Ten minutes.
Lenny Leonard : Homer's got a girlfriend!

Homer Simpson : She's not my girlfriend. She's a girl I used to go out with and then married who used to be my friend.

Harry Shearer: Jasper, Montgomery Burns, Waylon Smithers, Lenny Leonard, Reverend Lovejoy, Kent Brockman