30 Rock (TV Series)

Anna Howard Shaw Day (2010)

Jane Krakowski: Jenna Maroney

Quotes 

• Jenna Maroney : You know what I realized? Maynard was the longest relationship of my life, after Doug.

  Kenneth Parcell : Please don't say who Doug...

  Jenna Maroney : Doug is my vibrator.

• Jenna Maroney : I'm sorry, Liz, I can't stop now. I just got my stalker's address from his parole officer, and I have to go confront him to find out why he's been ignoring me.

• Jenna Maroney : Hello, Maynard.

  Maynard : Jenna. You shouldn't have come here.

  Jenna Maroney : Well, what was I supposed to do? It's almost Valentine's Day and I haven't heard anything from you. Has the dog who gives you your orders died?

  Maynard : No, Brandon's fine. Jenna, we need to talk. I don't think I can stalk you anymore.

  Jenna Maroney : No, you don't mean that.

  Maynard : Look, I have a new therapist. I'm taking my meds. I can't even see electricity shooting out of your head anymore.

  Jenna Maroney : Well, is there someone else? It's one of those kids from "Glee," isn't it?

  Maynard : Jenna, please don't make a scene.

  Jenna Maroney : I always knew this would end someday. I just thought it would be with me in the trunk of a rental car.