30 Rock (TV Series)

Anna Howard Shaw Day (2010)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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• Liz Lemon : Tray, I need you to pick me up from the dentist.

  Tracy Jordan : No can do, Liz Lemon. Every Valentine's Day, Angie and I rent a heart-shaped tub to make chili in. Then we take it to the homeless shelter, and that's when things start getting sexy.

• Liz Lemon : Avery Jessup, yeah, she's hot. She was on Maxim's "I'd Rape That 100."

• Liz Lemon : You know, there are some things that are actually harder to do with two people. Like, monologues.

• Frank Rossitano : You are no different. You just want to know somone cares about you. Only your case is worse, because that tooth infection could spread to your brain and kill you.

  Liz Lemon : Yeah, well when I'm a ghost, I'll haunt you in your sleep.

  Frank Rossitano : Then you're gonna see some disgusting stuff.

• Liz Lemon : I don't think the anastasia has affectered me at all.

• J.D. Lutz : Hey. Has anybody heard about any cool, new sex positions? My girlfriend's visiting for Valentine's and I want to keep things caliente.

  Liz Lemon : Oh my God, Lutz. Are you still pretending Karen exists?

  J.D. Lutz : She's real. Would a fake woman have a personal website at JDLutz.com/karen/proof?

• Pete Hornberger : Hey, Liz. My daughter is selling Valentine cookies for a school fundraiser.

  Liz Lemon : [to Pete's daughter]  Valentine's Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce and exploit gender stereotypes.

  Pete Hornberger : Evelyn, this is the lady I was telling you about.