The Vampire Diaries (TV Series)
A Few Good Men (2010)
Ian Somerhalder: Damon Salvatore
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Quotes
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Damon Salvatore : [sitting down at the bar, next to Alaric] Behold the teacher. Don't you have some papers to grade?
Alaric Saltzman : It's, uh, more fun with a buzz.
Damon Salvatore : Well, most things in life are. Sober's... depressing.
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Elena Gilbert : So, I found out who my birth mother is.
Damon Salvatore : Ugh, who cares? She left you. She sucks.
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Stefan Salvatore : There was a woman you may have known a few years back named Isobel. In North Carolina, at Duke.
Damon Salvatore : You want to discuss the women of my past right now, seriously?
Stefan Salvatore : You killed her.
Damon Salvatore : What's your point?
Stefan Salvatore : I just want to know if you remember anything about her.
Damon Salvatore : It's like a needle in a haystack, Stefan.
Stefan Salvatore : Well think hard, it's important.
Damon Salvatore : [whispers in Stefan's ear] Nothing is important... not anymore.
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Wasted Girl : How do I taste?
Damon Salvatore : So much better than the others. Shh, don't tell them. They might get jealous.
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Damon Salvatore : Do you know that I am one of Mystic Falls' most eligible bachelors?
Elena Gilbert : Guh.
Damon Salvatore : Yup.
Elena Gilbert : [as Damon puts on his shirt] How are you doing?
Damon Salvatore : Never better. What can I do for ya? I'm a barrel of favors today. I have found purpose. How can I help you?
Elena Gilbert : I'm just needing Stefan. We're going to the fundraiser.
Damon Salvatore : [fumbles with buttons] Ugh. Help a guy out, will you? I can't... get this...
[the shirt is obviously too tight for his physique]
Elena Gilbert : [assists] So, I found out who my birth mother is.
Damon Salvatore : Ugh. Who cares? She left you. She sucks.
Elena Gilbert : Stefan. There you are.
Damon Salvatore : Ugh. I need a bigger tux.
Stefan Salvatore : [appraising Damon's physique] Wow.
Damon Salvatore : You know, the occasional sorority girl might, uhm... help fill you out a little bit.
[walks out]
Elena Gilbert : He's fine.
Stefan Salvatore : He's Damon.
Elena Gilbert : Maybe the heartache will be good for him. It will remind him that he has one, even if it doesn't beat.
Stefan Salvatore : I won't hold my breath.
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Damon Salvatore : [getting over his sorrows] Good chat. I have to go and exploit some women in the name of grief. Which I'm sure you understand. TTFN, says the Tri-Dent.
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Damon Salvatore : [struggling to get dressed] Ugh, I need a bigger jacket.
[the two lovers glance at him]
Damon Salvatore : Wow,
[to Stefan:]
Damon Salvatore : You know, an occasional sorority girl might, uhm, you know, help fill you out a little bit.