Big Time Rush (TV Series)

Big Time Demos (2010)

Carlie Casey: Mercedes Griffin

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Quotes 

• Mercedes Griffin : [Mercedes walks into Gustavo's office, laughing and talking to her friend on the phone]  Ha-ha-ha-ha! Yeah!

  [looking at the office and talking to her friend] 

  Mercedes Griffin : Ewww! I've just entered this *totally* ugly office!

  [pauses for a minute] 

  Mercedes Griffin : Hold on, I'm mini-barfing!

  [Mercedes gags. She then slumps down on Gustavo's chair] 

  Mercedes Griffin : I'm here to pick up a CD from Big Time-Whatever!

  Gustavo Rocque : [doesn't know her and sees her as a stranger]  I'm sorry. WHO ARE YOU?

  Mercedes Griffin : [pulling her phone away from her]  Mercedes Griffin, as in, your *boss's* daughter!

  [to her friend on the phone] 

  Mercedes Griffin : I'll call you back, Jess. Living Large here is about to start grovelling!

  [she rolls her eyes and hangs up the phone] 

  Gustavo Rocque : [to Mercedes, realising that she's Arthur's daughter]  Hey! I'm so, so sorry!

  [he gives her the demo CD and she takes it] 

  Gustavo Rocque : Uh, here is the, uh, the demo. Can I get you a latte; or a yacht?

  Mercedes Griffin : [Mercedes grabs the CD demo, and is about to leave, but freezes when she sees the boys]  Is this the band?

  [looking at them and smiles] 

  Mercedes Griffin : You guys are *hot*!

  Carlos Garcia : [realising that Mercedes is Griffin's secret music advisor]  Ooh! And *you're* the secret someone who's close to Griffin who decides the winning demos!

  Mercedes Griffin : [goes along with what Carlos says with her being the secret advisor]  That's right. *I* make the decisions! And I just decided that...

  [Mercedes waves her finger "Eeeny Meeny Miny Mo" style and points to Kendall] 

  Mercedes Griffin : *You're* my new boyfriend! Let's go!

  [Mercedes grabs Kendall's shirt collar and drags him out of the office] 

  Kendall Knight : [as Kendall is being dragged out by Mercedes]  Wait! I don't even know her! I don't even know her! Help! Help! Help! HELP!

  James Diamond : This is *not* right!

  [James is annoyed that Mercedes didn't pick him] 

  James Diamond : How can she pick *Kendall* over *me*?

  [James shimmies his fingers over his face] 

• Mercedes Griffin : [Kendall has stormed out of the bathroom, ready to stand up to Mercedes. Mercedes is confused to see Kendall out, instead of Logan]  Hey! You're my *old* boyfriend!

  [about Logan] 

  Mercedes Griffin : Where's my *new* boyfriend?

  Kendall Knight : [about Logan, to Mercedes]  He's *dumping* you!

  Mercedes Griffin : [shocked]  What?

  James Diamond , Logan Mitchell , Carlos Garcia , Kelly Wainwright : [coming out of the bathroom, in unison]  What?

  Gustavo Rocque : [yelling]  WHAT?

  Kendall Knight : [continuing his tirade to Mercedes]  Because you're spoiled, pushy, *mean*; and

  [pointing to Logan] 

  Kendall Knight : he, and

  [pointing to himself] 

  Kendall Knight : me and

  [pointing to the band] 

  Kendall Knight : *we* would all rather go back to Minnesota than to spend one more second pretending to be your boyfriend!

  [to himself] 

  Kendall Knight : And man, it felt good to say that!

  Mercedes Griffin : [furious and making narrow eyes, pointing at Kendall]  Well, let me tell *you* something! There is *no way* I'm picking your demos now! Big Time Rush is big time done!

  [Mercedes smashes the Big Time Rush demo CD on the floor, stomps on it with her high-heels, grabs her bag and storms off, and slams the door] 

• James Diamond : Yeah, you SHOULD be sorry. How could you pick THEM over ME?

  Mercedes Griffin : Because I never date anyone prettier than me.

  James Diamond : I'm better now.

• Mercedes Griffin : This is relaxing. Now fan me and make dolphin noises so I feel like I'm in Cabo.

• Mercedes Griffin : Let's go, new boyfriend. We're gonna dye your hair to match my bag.