Big Time Rush (TV Series)
Big Time Demos (2010)
Stephen Kramer Glickman: Gustavo Rocque
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Quotes
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Mercedes Griffin : [Mercedes walks into Gustavo's office, laughing and talking to her friend on the phone] Ha-ha-ha-ha! Yeah!
[looking at the office and talking to her friend]
Mercedes Griffin : Ewww! I've just entered this *totally* ugly office!
[pauses for a minute]
Mercedes Griffin : Hold on, I'm mini-barfing!
[Mercedes gags. She then slumps down on Gustavo's chair]
Mercedes Griffin : I'm here to pick up a CD from Big Time-Whatever!
Gustavo Rocque : [doesn't know her and sees her as a stranger] I'm sorry. WHO ARE YOU?
Mercedes Griffin : [pulling her phone away from her] Mercedes Griffin, as in, your *boss's* daughter!
[to her friend on the phone]
Mercedes Griffin : I'll call you back, Jess. Living Large here is about to start grovelling!
[she rolls her eyes and hangs up the phone]
Gustavo Rocque : [to Mercedes, realising that she's Arthur's daughter] Hey! I'm so, so sorry!
[he gives her the demo CD and she takes it]
Gustavo Rocque : Uh, here is the, uh, the demo. Can I get you a latte; or a yacht?
Mercedes Griffin : [Mercedes grabs the CD demo, and is about to leave, but freezes when she sees the boys] Is this the band?
[looking at them and smiles]
Mercedes Griffin : You guys are *hot*!
Carlos Garcia : [realising that Mercedes is Griffin's secret music advisor] Ooh! And *you're* the secret someone who's close to Griffin who decides the winning demos!
Mercedes Griffin : [goes along with what Carlos says with her being the secret advisor] That's right. *I* make the decisions! And I just decided that...
[Mercedes waves her finger "Eeeny Meeny Miny Mo" style and points to Kendall]
Mercedes Griffin : *You're* my new boyfriend! Let's go!
[Mercedes grabs Kendall's shirt collar and drags him out of the office]
Kendall Knight : [as Kendall is being dragged out by Mercedes] Wait! I don't even know her! I don't even know her! Help! Help! Help! HELP!
James Diamond : This is *not* right!
[James is annoyed that Mercedes didn't pick him]
James Diamond : How can she pick *Kendall* over *me*?
[James shimmies his fingers over his face]
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Mercedes Griffin : [Kendall has stormed out of the bathroom, ready to stand up to Mercedes. Mercedes is confused to see Kendall out, instead of Logan] Hey! You're my *old* boyfriend!
[about Logan]
Mercedes Griffin : Where's my *new* boyfriend?
Kendall Knight : [about Logan, to Mercedes] He's *dumping* you!
Mercedes Griffin : [shocked] What?
James Diamond , Logan Mitchell , Carlos Garcia , Kelly Wainwright : [coming out of the bathroom, in unison] What?
Gustavo Rocque : [yelling] WHAT?
Kendall Knight : [continuing his tirade to Mercedes] Because you're spoiled, pushy, *mean*; and
[pointing to Logan]
Kendall Knight : he, and
[pointing to himself]
Kendall Knight : me and
[pointing to the band]
Kendall Knight : *we* would all rather go back to Minnesota than to spend one more second pretending to be your boyfriend!
[to himself]
Kendall Knight : And man, it felt good to say that!
Mercedes Griffin : [furious and making narrow eyes, pointing at Kendall] Well, let me tell *you* something! There is *no way* I'm picking your demos now! Big Time Rush is big time done!
[Mercedes smashes the Big Time Rush demo CD on the floor, stomps on it with her high-heels, grabs her bag and storms off, and slams the door]
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Carlos Garcia : What are demos again?
Kelly Wainwright : They're the sample songs we've been recording that, if the record company likes, THEN you get to stay here, make a full album, go on tour, and THEN
[singing]
Kelly Wainwright : you become famous.
Gustavo Rocque : But, if they don't pick it, I take over my father's scooter business, and you go back to Minnesota and be nobodies again.
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Gustavo Rocque : So, you gonna do the right thing?
Kendall Knight : No. *I* am. Hold my loofah.