The Simpsons (TV Series)

Postcards from the Wedge (2010)

Yeardley Smith: Lisa Simpson

Quotes 

• Lisa Simpson : Bart, you would really ruin mom and dad's marriage just to get out of a little homework?

  Bart Simpson : Hey, hey! I would end all live on this planet if it would get me out of learning fractions.

  Lisa Simpson : Fractions aren't so hard. All you have to do is find a lowest common denominator. For example, one-half plus one-third is four...

  Bart Simpson : End... All... Life... On... This... Planet!

  [Makes explosion sound] 

  Lisa Simpson : You'll need to know fractions to make that explosion!

  Bart Simpson : I don't care!

• Lisa Simpson : Congratulations. You are now officially a sociopath.

  Bart Simpson : Hey, at least I'm on a path.