Randy Feltface: Purple Privilege (2021 TV Special)

Heath McIvor: Randy Feltface

Quotes 

• Randy Feltface : I was born on the day that Lady's Baby got eaten by a Dingo.

• Randy Feltface : What sort of man has ants in his car?

• Randy Feltface : Jesus Christ, who I had been reliably informed was tortured to death because I had been naughty before I was born. Only the Catholics laugh at that one, everybody else goes "Surely it's not like that?" It is! That's how they get you!

• Randy Feltface : Blame your Parents! Blame Religion! Blame the Fact that you're Misunderstood! In a Closing Song!

• Randy Feltface : What's to be done with the Boomers? Lots of opinions, no computer skills!

• Randy Feltface : And he said "What they do is get you just famous enough to keep you coming back, but too famous to go back home again."

• Randy Feltface : Do not underestimate the power of the written contract!