30 Rock (TV Series)
Don Geiss, America and Hope (2010)
Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy
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Quotes
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Jack Donaghy : These are exciting times for NBC. Not Seinfeld, Friends, ER exciting. More like 3-D episodes of Merlin exciting. But Kabletown is a fine company, even if it is from... Philadelphia.
Liz Lemon : Go, Eagles!
[Throws snowball at Jack]
Jack Donaghy : Where did you get a snowball?
Liz Lemon : Philly rules! Cheesesteaks, Bobby Clarke, Wil Smith! Boston sucks!
Jack Donaghy : Boston is the greatest city in the world. Boston tea party, Boston cream pie, Boston Rob Mariano, birthplace of Benjamin Franklin...
Liz Lemon : Yeah, and then he looked around, realized it sucked and moved to Philadelphia!
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Liz Lemon : Okay, mentor time. I need a pep talk.
Jack Donaghy : Lemon, I'm not in the mood to solve your lady problems or listen to a story about whatever escapee from the Island of Misfit Toys you're currently dating.
Liz Lemon : No, this is a Liz relationship emergency. It's a Liz-aster.
Jack Donaghy : [sighs] Okay, Lemon. What is it?
Liz Lemon : [sighs] Okay. Ever since I was little...
Jack Donaghy : No, faster than that.
Liz Lemon : My whole adult life...
Jack Donaghy : No!
Liz Lemon : Oprah says...
Jack Donaghy : You have ten seconds.
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Jack Donaghy : Truth be told, I have not learnt a lot about Kabletown. It's a whole different business model.
Kenneth Parcell : My cousin in Atlanta is a business model. She holds up staplers for catalogues.
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Jack Donaghy : We can still save this. What did she reveal?
Tracy Jordan : Everything! My addiction to prescription lenses, my attention deficit disorder... Jack, your shoes are really shiny.
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Jack Donaghy : [Jack gives the eulogy at the funeral of his mentor, Don Geiss] Don was the one who realized there was a whole segment of consumers not buying light bulbs: the asleep. That realization led him to develop the nightlight, and the marketing campaign aimed at making children afraid of the dark: "A monster under every bed."
