30 Rock (TV Series)

Don Geiss, America and Hope (2010)

Michael Sheen: Wesley

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• Liz Lemon : Wait, your name is Wesley Snipes? That's insane!

  Wesley : This is insane? You know what's insane? That the actor is named Wesley Snipes! If you were shown a picture of him and a picture of me, and were asked "who should be named Wesley Snipes", you'd pick the pale Englishman every time! Every time, Liz!

• Liz Lemon : I'm sorry. You have a problem with the science of Hot Tub Time Machine?

  Wesley Snipes : Yeah, not the time travel. It's the hot tub. You don't just turn one on and it's immediately hot. I should know, I've been in a hot tub two times.

  Liz Lemon : Well, I don't question everything.

  Wesley Snipes : Except the snacks I got for us.

  Liz Lemon : Yeah, seltzer and Mike and Ikes?

  Wesley Snipes : Well, what did you want? Popcorn?

  Liz Lemon : Yes!

  Wesley Snipes : Popcorn? At the cinema? And by the way, your food obsession is not as endearing as you think it is.

  Liz Lemon : Huh.

  Wesley Snipes : It's like being in a Cathy cartoon that just won't end.

  Liz Lemon : Oh my god, I want to smash your face.

• Wesley : This is about love. It's like that brilliant movie, Notting Hill. I'm the handsome British man, she's... got certain angles that work for her.

• Wesley : The universe wants us to settle for one another. Well, there has to be a reason this keeps happening to us, Liz. I think Fate is telling us this is the best we're ever gonna get. We're each other's settling soul mates.

  Liz Lemon : Settling soul mates? That is grim. And I've played Monopoly alone.

  Wesley : Well, I know it's not ideal, but we'd both benefit. I mean, I could open jars and kill bugs for you, and you could make me look less gay at work functions.