30 Rock (TV Series)

Future Husband (2010)

James Rebhorn: Dr. Kaplan

Quotes 

• Dr. Kaplan : I really can't tell you anything about him. You know, doctor-patient confidentiality.

  Liz Lemon : Ah, come on. I mean, you're not really a doctor.

  Dr. Kaplan : Well, if that's how you feel, then you're not really a patient. And people who aren't patients don't get toys from the treat bucket.

  Liz Lemon : But there's a Batman in there!

  Dr. Kaplan : Yeah. And if you wind him up, he swims in the bath.

  Liz Lemon : Damn you, Kaplan!