30 Rock (TV Series)

Future Husband (2010)

Jack McBrayer: Kenneth Parcell

Quotes 

• Liz Lemon : Still haven't found your wallet, Kenneth?

  Kenneth Parcell : Yeah, and I realize I had a prescription in there that I really need. It keeps me from...

  [Starts convulsing and braying] 

  Kenneth Parcell : Don't worry, it's just a donkey spell.

• Liz Lemon : When I was under the anesthesia, I did a bunch of stuff I don't remember.

  Kenneth Parcell : Including meeting the man of your dreams? Oh, Miss Lemon, it's so romantic. Just like that movie I only saw the first ten minutes of: "Fatal Attraction".

• Kenneth Parcell : Miss Lemon, how did the dentist's office go? Did you meet Wesley?

  Liz Lemon : I did meet him. We even went out for coffee.

  Kenneth Parcell : Aaaand?

  Liz Lemon : Aaaand it was a disaster. We were so awkward that the waitress gave us separate checks without asking. And a priest came over and asked us who we'd lost.

  Kenneth Parcell : But it has to work out.

  Liz Lemon : Does it? Do you have your wallet back? Did I find my future husband? Sometimes everything is just the worst, Kenneth.