- George W. Bush: The security code's still 1-2-3-4 from when I was Prez. It only took me five times to remember it.
- Bill Clinton: Dude, it was the '90s. People did all kinds of crazy things.
- George W. Bush: Yeah, I'm still waiting for a bunch of eToys that never showed up. Besides, when I put the Iraq War on my credit card, I never dreamed I'd be paying 28% in interest rates. It's astronomical.
- George H. W. Bush: [entering the room] Well, if you had listened to me, you woulda raised taxes.
- George W. Bush: Yeah, then I woulda only had one term.
- George H. W. Bush: Yeah, that second term of yours was a real victory lap there, wasn't it, "dubbers"?