- [to promote their album's release, Gustavo arranges for the boys to spend pool time with a famous blogger]
- Kendall Knight: Cool, so we just have to hang out with this guy and be the real us.
- [Gustavo and Kelly burst out laughing]
- Gustavo Rocque: No. I don't want him anywhere NEAR the real you. You'll just knock him into the pool or slice off his arm with a hockey stick.
- Carlos Garcia: 'Cause that's bad, right?
- [Mr. Fong strikes James with a biscuit for combing his hair]
- Mr. Fong: Deke thinks you are shallow and only care about appearances.
- James Diamond: Uh, is that bad?
- [Mr. Fong strikes him with another biscuit]
- Kendall Knight: So, um, what are we looking at here?
- Logan Mitchell: False imprisonment, involuntary manhunting - I would say at least one hundred hours of community service.
- [to get back into the good graces of Belgians everywhere, Gustavo prepares to have his picture taken with a plate of waffles]
- Kelly Wainwright: Wait. Aren't Belgian waffles supposed to be, you know, really thick?
- Roberta: Yeah.
- Roberta, Marketer: [together] And so are Belgians!
- [Roberta and the male marketer laugh and the picture is snapped and posted]
- Jean-Luc Varn Darn: [outside in the picket line and seeing the posted picture along with the other rioters] These aren't Belgian waffles! These are frozen toaster waffles! Get him!
- Katie Knight: Ha! You lose.
- Reginald Bitters: That doesn't mean you're better than me.
- Katie Knight: Yeah, it does.