The Simpsons (TV Series)
American History X-cellent (2010)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Capt. Lance Murdock, Rottweilers, Warden, Guard #2, Grampa Simpson, Dream Grampa, Santa's Little Helper
Quotes
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Bart Simpson : [apologizing to Lisa] It was an accident! I didn't mean to kill our ants.
Homer Simpson : [passing by] Patty and Selma are dead? Whoo hoo! Double funeral!
[Dances and sings]
Bart Simpson : Dad, before you jump to any conclusions...
Homer Simpson : Oh, please tell me they suffered.
[Patty and Selma appear]
Homer Simpson : G-G-G-hags!
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Mr. Burns : The plant's first annual Fourth of July company picnic is this upcoming weekend.
Homer Simpson : Woo-hoo!
Mr. Burns : No, you misunderstand. The picnic is for me. You will all be spending our Day of Independence slaving away at my mansion under the hot summer sun, without pay, water, or gratitude.
Homer Simpson : D'oh!
Mr. Burns : Yes, duh-oh indeed.
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Bart Simpson : Shall we let her live the rest of her life out in the wild, or in captivity like Grandpa?
Grampa Simpson : Hey, in my mind, I'm free!
Dream Grampa : [Inside a cage in Grandpa's mind] No you're not, ya idjit.
Grampa Simpson : Oh.
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Lenny Leonard : Things have changed in the outside while you were gone. Wealthy people can beat the system now.
Carl Carlson : They don't have parking meters anymore. Now there's a little thing you swipe your credit card into.
Homer Simpson : The war is over and the future won. Past never even had a chance, man.
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Carl Carlson : Say, Lenny. Care for some Chateau La Mondotte St. Emilion?
Lenny Leonard : That's a regular size bottle. I'm drinking Jeroboams.
Homer Simpson : I'm drinking Melchizedeks!
Lenny Leonard : Homer, that's a $60,000 bottle.
Homer Simpson : Woo-hoo! I'm drinking my salary!
Carl Carlson : Wait a minute. Doesn't some of that go to taxes?
Homer Simpson : Hey, you're right.
[Pours wine on floor]
Homer Simpson : Stupid government, taking my hard earned stolen wine and making me spill it on the floor.
Lenny Leonard : I hear that!
