- Kenneth Parcell: Ms. Lemon, a Mr. DeBarber called.
- Liz Lemon: Seriously?
- Kenneth Parcell: [serious voice] A Mr. DeBarber called.
- Floyd: How are you still single, Liz? There are so many men out there that want to be poisoned and yelled at.
- Danny Baker: We should call ourselves something.
- Jack Donaghy: What's the most handsome animal?
- Danny Baker, Jack Donaghy: A silver panther!
- Jack Donaghy: Darn liberal media. That's why I always get my news from Dick Cheney's website, Dicknews.com
- Jenna Maroney: I just had another Kenneth dream!
- Tracy Jordan: Me too! But how do I know this isn't another dream? Wait a minute. All my teeth are loose. This is real.
- Pete Hornberger: Danny was nominated for a Juno, which is like a Canadian Grammy.
- Danny Baker: Yeah, I recorded the psych-up song that plays during Ottawa Senators games.
- Danny Baker: [video playing at arena] "The crowd's getting loud at Scotiabank Place. Make a hockey-loving face. It's no shebang place!"
- Danny Baker: I'm not going to win, but it's an honor just to be nominated in the same category as Sir Dave Coulier.
- Kenneth Parcell: [In Tracey's dream] What would you like for dinner, Mr. Jordan? Barbeque, or me?
- [Kenneth's pants drop as he begins to dance suggestively]