How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Zoo or False (2010)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Robin Scherbatsky : Are you acting out the last scene of "Sleepless In Seattle" with dolls?
Ted Mosby : How long have you been there?
Robin Scherbatsky : Ten seconds.
Ted Mosby : Then yeah, just the last scene.
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Ted Mosby : Monkeys are mugging people now? It really is a jungle out there.
Lily Aldrin : Oh my God, that monkey has our address. What if he's in a gang? I hope he doesn't do a swing-by.
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Robin Scherbatsky : Hey, guys. What's up?
Barney Stinson : Oh, some new information has come to light on Marshall's mugging.
Robin Scherbatsky : [seriously] Oh, really? Did they catch the guy?
Ted Mosby : Well, he's behind bars.
Robin Scherbatsky : Where did they find him?
Lily Aldrin : I'm guessing naked in the trees, throwing his own feces.
Robin Scherbatsky : Oh, I've seen that guy. See, that's why I take cabs.
Ted Mosby : You know how they caught him, right?
Marshall Eriksen : [reluctantly] There was a tail on him...
Ted Mosby : There was a tail on him!
[he, Lily and Barney laugh]
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Ted Mosby : No way! You did not tell her that you were the first man to walk on the moon! That was seven years before you were born!
Barney Stinson : Ted. Baby doll. Minor hurdle.