My Boys (TV Series)
Extreme Mike-Over (2010)
Jamie Kaler: Mike Callahan
Quotes
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Stephanie Layne : Where are your pots and pans?
Mike Callahan : [laughs] "Pots and pans." You're cute.
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[in Mike's apartment]
Mike Callahan : Uh, so, what do you guys think?
P.J. Franklin : I think that you can't bring Marcia here. I think she'll take one sniff of this place and run away screaming.
Mike Callahan : Interesting.
Mike Callahan : [to Stephanie] Uh, what do YOU think?
Stephanie Layne : I feel scared, uh, and nauseous. I don't know what you did, but I want to turn you in.
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Stephanie Layne : [appraising Mike's clean-up] You HAVE reached the minimum legal level of hygiene.
P.J. Franklin : But you still need to show that, you know, you live here.
Stephanie Layne : Right, like furniture, artwork, matching towels.
P.J. Franklin : Plates that aren't made out of paper. You know, a bed that isn't just a mattress on the ground.
Mike Callahan : That's all just STUFF.
Stephanie Layne : It's not just stuff. Grown men own nice things because they're invested in their lives. They've made a home for themselves.