Kellee Stewart: Stephanie Layne

Quotes 

• Stephanie Layne : Where are your pots and pans?

  Mike Callahan : [laughs]  "Pots and pans." You're cute.

• [in Mike's apartment] 

  Mike Callahan : Uh, so, what do you guys think?

  P.J. Franklin : I think that you can't bring Marcia here. I think she'll take one sniff of this place and run away screaming.

  Mike Callahan : Interesting.

  Mike Callahan : [to Stephanie]  Uh, what do YOU think?

  Stephanie Layne : I feel scared, uh, and nauseous. I don't know what you did, but I want to turn you in.

• Stephanie Layne : [appraising Mike's clean-up]  You HAVE reached the minimum legal level of hygiene.

  P.J. Franklin : But you still need to show that, you know, you live here.

  Stephanie Layne : Right, like furniture, artwork, matching towels.

  P.J. Franklin : Plates that aren't made out of paper. You know, a bed that isn't just a mattress on the ground.

  Mike Callahan : That's all just STUFF.

  Stephanie Layne : It's not just stuff. Grown men own nice things because they're invested in their lives. They've made a home for themselves.