Modern Family (TV Series)
Family Portrait (2010)
Julie Bowen: Claire Dunphy
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Quotes
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Haley Dunphy : My pimple's starting to show.
Claire Dunphy : Can you stand?
Haley Dunphy : Yeah.
Claire Dunphy : Then this picture's happening.
Haley Dunphy : It's all everyone's gonna see!
Claire Dunphy : [Sees Gloria wearing a short, slinky dress] Somehow I doubt that.
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Phil Dunphy : My idea was to have the whole family on a giant bed like in Willie Wonka.
Claire Dunphy : That's ridiculous.
Phil Dunphy : Ridicul-icious.
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Phil Dunphy : [Phil thinks Claire saw him and Gloria on the Kiss-cam at the Lakers' game] I didn't do anything, she kissed me.
Claire Dunphy : What? Who kissed you?
Phil Dunphy : Gloria.
Jay Pritchett : What?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : It was the Kiss Cam.
Jay Pritchett : Why did you kiss Cam?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : No, I kissed Phil. He told me I had to.
Phil Dunphy : No, no.
Claire Dunphy : Okay, hang on a second, was this before or after you ignored the phone call from your wife?
Phil Dunphy : You saw that too?