- Cameron Tucker: I play drums. Well, I mean, I haven't played in awhile since Lily's come along, but if you're in a jam, I can jam.
- Dylan Marshall: Well, you know, I totally would, but I'm not sure we like the same sorts of music, you know?
- Cameron Tucker: Oh what, because I'm gay I'm just gonna wanna play showtimes?
- Dylan Marshall: No, because you're old.
- Cameron Tucker: ...Wow, that hurt more, Dylan.
- Phil Dunphy: [Answering phone] Honeydew! What's up?
- Claire Dunphy: [Fake excitement] Guess who's here? Your dad! He drove his RV all the way up from Cocoa Beach.
- Frank Dunphy: Hey son, working hard? He's gonna say 'hardly working'.
- Phil Dunphy: I meant to tell you he was driving out.
- Frank Dunphy: Did he say it?
- Claire Dunphy: Oh yeah!
- Frank Dunphy: Good kid.
- Phil Dunphy: He wasn't supposed to show up for a few more days.
- Claire Dunphy: Well, guess what he brought us: a dog! To keep!
- Phil Dunphy: Yes! Yes...
- [Side interview]
- Phil Dunphy: Yes, I should've told Claire about the dog, and I was going to, but I was just waiting for her to be in the right mood. Actually, I did get one right mood a couple nights ago, but I cashed that in for something else.
- [Back to phone call]
- Phil Dunphy: Am I in trouble?
- Claire Dunphy: [Fake puppy voice] Oh, really really big!
- Phil Dunphy: Okay, I'm a little scared, how bad is this?
- Claire Dunphy: Oh, well, we have a new rule - no sleeping in the bedroom!