The Simpsons (TV Series)

Chief of Hearts (2010)

Hank Azaria: Bank Security Guard #1, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Moe Szyslak, Snake Jailbird, Superintendent Chalmers, Johnny Tightlips, Carl Carlson, Silkie, Edward G. Robinson

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Quotes 

• Chief Wiggum : Whatcha got there, Simpson?

  Homer Simpson : Just my lunch. Roast beef parm, meatball parm, eggplant parm, moo goo gai parm, my wife can parm anything.

  Chief Wiggum : My wife only parms for me on my birthday, and that's only if I give her the sad puppy face look.

• Chief Wiggum : I'm just glad we got to be friends again. You know, before we got whacked.

  Homer Simpson : We're not getting whacked, because you're Chief Wiggum.

  Chief Wiggum : You really have that much faith in me?

  Homer Simpson : Faith is for things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real.

• Chief Wiggum : Oh, he likes me! Officer up! Officer way up!

• Principal Skinner : Mrs. Simpson, your son Bart is what we educators call a nogoodnik, but lately, things have taken a sinister turn.

  Superintendent Chalmers : We fear your son may be dealing drugs.

  Marge Simpson : Dealing drugs? But that's impossible! He doesn't have the math skills!

• Chief Wiggum : Do you ever stop breathing in your sleep?

  Homer Simpson : Sometimes. They say it's because I'm overweight.

  Chief Wiggum : What, you? No way! Now me, I'm overweight. My underwear has to be made specially at a factory in the Ukraine. They call me Daddy Round-Round. They send me a postcard every year.

  [Shows postcard of villagers standing inside underwear] 

  Homer Simpson : That is some big underwear.

  Chief Wiggum : I paid for their water distilation plant.