Modern Family (TV Series)

Caught in the Act (2011)

Julie Bowen: Claire Dunphy

Quotes 

• Phil Dunphy : Maybe they didn't see anything.

  Claire Dunphy : Sweetie, they-they screamed, they dropped a tray of dishes and they ran out of here like they were on fire.

  Phil Dunphy : You were on fire, lady.

  Claire Dunphy : Really? You're still going?

  Phil Dunphy : Well, forgive me for thinking your zesty performance deserved some praise.

• Claire Dunphy : Wow, Dad. So you just got done giving me a lecture on the importance of locking my bedroom door... while in my house to retrieve naked pictures your wife accidentally sent me.

  Jay Pritchett : The irony is just occuring to me.