Modern Family (TV Series)
Princess Party (2011)
Ed O'Neill: Jay Pritchett
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Quotes
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Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : [Growling for her storybook voice] I don't want to eat the fish! They are my friends!
Jay Pritchett : What kind of voice is that?
Gloria Delgado-Pritchett : I am a bear.
Jay Pritchett : A bear? I was gonna get a crucifix.
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Claire Dunphy : So, where is she? Where's Mom?
Jay Pritchett : Yeah, let's get the weirdness over with.
Mitchell Pritchett : I thought she was coming with you.
Claire Dunphy : Oh, no, no. I haven't seen Mom since, let's see... oh, she made out with my ex-boyfriend last night.
Jay Pritchett : What?
Claire Dunphy : Yeah.
Mitchell Pritchett : No, my God!
Claire Dunphy : Yeah, yeah. And then she took off with him, didn't come back to the house until after I was asleep. And then this morning, left a cute little note that said 'Having breakfast with Robbie'.
Jay Pritchett : What the hell is she doing? He's half her age.
[Mitchell and Claire stare at him and Gloria]
Jay Pritchett : Don't say it.