Modern Family (TV Series)

Princess Party (2011)

Eric Stonestreet: Cameron Tucker

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• Cameron Tucker : [holding up two pairs of clown shoes]  Okay, gun to your head, which pair should I wear?

  Mitchell Pritchett : Oh, gun to my head? I'd say... pull the trigger.

• Mitchell Pritchett : [about Claire's old boyfriend Robbie]  You know, I never liked that guy. He used to always put me in a headlock. It is amazing the freaks we used to date.

  Cameron Tucker : [comes in wearing a jester costume]  Ello, Guv'nor!

• Mitchell Pritchett : God, look at this place. Everybody's traumatized. We need somebody to pump some life back into this party.

  Cameron Tucker : I got this. I'll go in and turn on some music, bring out the cupcakes, pump up the bubble machine.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Or...

  Cameron Tucker : Is that a roundabout way of saying a certain clown can come to the party?

  Mitchell Pritchett : I was wrong. Every kid wants a clown for a dad.

  Cameron Tucker : [Chirpy]  Ih! You just made a little girl very happy!

  Mitchell Pritchett : Yes, well I can see that.

• Cameron Tucker : I don't know. I think the whole idea of needing a prince to come along and make you happy sends the wrong message, Mitchell, I really do.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Really? And a grown man pulling boxers out of his mouth doesn't?