Modern Family (TV Series)

Someone to Watch Over Lily (2011)

Eric Stonestreet: Cameron Tucker

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• Cameron Tucker : Look, you know I love Jay, and they're still in the mix, but I just don't know about him raising a child.

  Mitchell Pritchett : Well, Cam, he raised me.

  Cameron Tucker : Well, now you've put me in an awkward position.

• Cameron Tucker : [Watching Jay berate Manny]  Oh, there's your esteem-building parent right there. Wait, wait: I think I hear Future Lily sending us a message from her stripper pole. "Thanks, gay dead dads. This dance is for you."

• Mitchell Pritchett : So Cam and I have been revising our will to specify who should take care of Lily if, God forbid, something happens to us.

  Cameron Tucker : God forbid!

  Mitchell Pritchett : I said God for... So we've been dropping by unannounced to, you know, casually assess our candidates.

  Cameron Tucker : Not all of our candidates.

  Mitchell Pritchett : No, that's true. We did not drop by Missourah.

  Cameron Tucker : It's Missouri. No one from Missouri would say 'Missourah'.

  Mitchell Pritchett : I'm so sorrah.