- Dean Winchester: I'll stay here, hook up with the posse.
- [Dean tries to keep a serious face]
- Dean Winchester: Because you know me, I'm a posse magnet. I mean, I love posse.
- [grins]
- Dean Winchester: Make that into a T-shirt.
- Sam Winchester: You done?
- [Dean breaks into a smirk]
- Sam Winchester: Look, just because you're obsessed with all that Wild West stuff.
- Dean Winchester: No, I'm not.
- Sam Winchester: You have a fetish.
- Dean Winchester: Shut up. I like old movies.
- Sam Winchester: You can recite every Clint Eastwood movie ever made, line-for-line.
- Bobby Singer: Even the monkey movies?
- Sam Winchester: Yeah. Especially the monkey movies.
- Dean Winchester: His name is Clyde.
- Sam Winchester: [steps in horse manure] Oh, damn it. Come on.
- Dean Winchester: You know what that is?
- Sam Winchester: Yeah. It's horse...
- Dean Winchester: Authenticity.
- Dean Winchester: We'll Star Trek IV this bitch.
- Bobby Singer: I only watched Deep Space Nine.
- Dean Winchester: It's like I don't even know you guys anymore. Star Trek IV, save the whales.
- [Sam and Bobby stare blankly]
- Castiel: You only have 24 hours.
- Sam Winchester: What? Why?
- Castiel: Well, the answer to your question can best be expressed as a series of partial differential equations...
- Bobby Singer: Aim lower.
- Samuel Colt: When you've done this job as long as I have, a giant from the future with some magic brick doesn't exactly give you the vapors.
- Elkins: What'll you have?
- Dean Winchester: Well, okay, great. I'll have your top-shelf whiskey.
- Elkins: Only have the one shelf.
- Dean Winchester: You know what this means?
- Bobby Singer: Yeah, I didn't get a soulenscopy for nothing.
- Bobby Singer: Well, there's gotta be something that can juice you up. A spell, something.
- Castiel: There is one thing that might work but it's extremely dangerous.
- Bobby Singer: Shocker. So lay it on me.
- Castiel: It's your soul.
- Bobby Singer: What do want me to do? Make another deal? Seal it with a kiss?
- Castiel: I need you to let me touch it.
- Bobby Singer: Touch it?
- Castiel: The human soul, it's pure energy. If I can siphon some that off, I might be able to bring Sam and Dean back.
- Bobby Singer: And the catch is?
- Castiel: Doing this like putting your hand in a nuclear reactor. I have to it very gingerly.
- Bobby Singer: Or?
- Castiel: Or you'll explode.
- Bobby Singer: Wow. Keep both hands on the wheel.
- Dean Winchester: Sheriff, can we have a word?
- Sheriff: Depends who's asking.
- Dean Winchester: Marshal Eastwood. Clint Eastwood.
- [Points to Sam]
- Dean Winchester: This here's, uh, Walker. He's a Texas ranger.
- Dean Winchester: Iron shackles. Iron bars, iron nail. See a pattern? Don't worry. Most creatures I meet can't get it up for iron. It's a common monster problem.
- Bobby Singer: Either of you jokers ever heard anything about a Phoenix?
- Dean Winchester: River, Joaquin, or the giant flaming bird?
- Dean Winchester: What are we looking for?
- Bobby Singer: Well, anything that'll put a run in the Octo-mom's stockings.
- Dean Winchester: He's going to kill you. Unless...
- Deputy: Unless what?
- Dean Winchester: Unless we gank him first.
- Deputy: Gank? What's gank?
- Dean Winchester: Come on, Cass. I Dream of Jeannie your ass down here, pronto. Please.
- [Rachel appears]
- Dean Winchester: Jeannie?
- Bobby Singer: [about Dean's outfit] You goin' to a hoedown?
- Castiel: Now is it, is it customary to wear a blanket?
- Dean Winchester: It's a serape. And yes, it's a...
- [Sam gives him a look]
- Dean Winchester: ... Never mind, let's just go
- Sheriff: So what can I do for you, boys?
- Sam Winchester: Uh we're looking for a man.
- Judge Tye Mortimer: I'll bet.
- [Looks at Dean]
- Judge Tye Mortimer: Nice shirt there.
- Dean Winchester: What's wrong with my shirt?
- Judge Tye Mortimer: You're very clean.
- Dean Winchester: ...It's dirtier than it looks.
- Elkins: Darla's my best girl.
- Darla: Try me. You want a kiss?
- [Goes up to Dean]
- Dean Winchester: [Moves away] Ugh, ooh. It's so much more germier than I pictured.