Supernatural (TV Series)

The Man Who Would Be King (2011)

Mark Sheppard: Crowley

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• Castiel : Don't worry about the Winchesters.

  Crowley : Don't worry about... what, like Lucifer didn't worry? Or Michael, or Lilith, or Alistair, or Azazel didn't worry? Am I the only game piece on the board who doesn't underestimate those denim-wrapped nightmares?

• Crowley : What are you planning to do about Raphael?

  Castiel : What can I do, besides submit or die?

  Crowley : "Submit or die"? What are you, French?

• Crowley : [torturing a vampire]  Chocula here feels every tickle.

  Castiel : What is that good for?

  Crowley : Apart from the obvious erotic value, you got me.

• Crowley : You're distracted, and that makes me nervous.

  Castiel : I am holding up my end.

  Crowley : Ah yes, but is that all you're holding, huh? See, the stench of that Impala's all over your overcoat, angel.

• Crowley : [Castiel is stuck in a burning circle]  Playing with fire again?

• Castiel : What are you doing here?

  Crowley : I want to help you help me help ourselves.

• Crowley : It's the souls. It all comes down to the souls in the end, doesn't it?

  Castiel : What are you talking about?

  Crowley : Raphael's head on a pike. I'm talking about happy endings for all of us. With all possible entendres intended.

• Castiel : This is hell?

  Crowley : Yeah. Problem with the old place was most of the inmates were masochists already. A lot of, "Thank you, sir. Can I have another hot spike up the jacksie?"

• Castiel : If you touch the Winchesters...

  Crowley : Please. I heard you the first time. I promise -- nary a hair on their artfully tousled heads.

• Crowley : We'll need expert help.

  Castiel : From whom?

  Crowley : From experts, of course.

• Castiel : I have no interest in talking with you.

  Crowley : Why not? I'm very interesting.

• Crowley : There's a lot of angels swooning over you. God's favorite. Buddy boy, you've got what they call sex appeal.

  Castiel : Thank you.