- Castiel: [impatient, with "air quotes"] Sam, Dean, my "people skills" are "rusty". Pardon me, but I've spent the last "year" as a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent. But believe me, you *do not* want that weapon down here. Help me find it. Or more people will die.
- Dean Winchester: Now I lay me down to sleep. I pray to Castiel to get his feathery ass down here.
- Sam Winchester: You're an idiot.
- Dean Winchester: Stay positive.
- Sam Winchester: Oh, I am positive.
- Sam Winchester: Hello?
- Castiel: Uh, that is still the term...?
- Sam Winchester: I spent all that time trying to get through to you. Dean calls once, and now it's,
- [mocking Cas]
- Sam Winchester: "Hello."
- Castiel: Yes.
- Sam Winchester: So, what, you like him better or something?
- Castiel: Dean and I do share a more profound bond.
- [to Dean]
- Castiel: I wasn't gonna mention it...
- Dean Winchester: There's too many angels, Cass! I don't know who's on first, what's on second...
- Castiel: What *is* "second"?
- Dean Winchester: Don't start that.
- Balthazar: Same thing happened to Lot's wife. Iodize the poor sucker, and your kitchen's stocked for life.
- Castiel: Sam, Dean, my 'people skills' are 'rusty.' Pardon me, but I have spent the last 'year' as a multidimensional wavelength of celestial intent.
- Officer Ed Colfax: Who the hell are you?
- Sam Winchester: We're the Fed, Ed, here to ask you a few questions about your partner's death.
- Sam Winchester: I thought the staff turned, like, a river into blood, not one dude.
- Castiel: The weapon isn't being used at full capacity. I think we can rule Moses out as a suspect.
- Dean Winchester: Why are you buying up human souls?
- Balthazar: In this economy? It's probably the only thing worth buying.
- Sam Winchester: Were you racing me?
- Dean Winchester: No. I was kicking your ass.
- Sam Winchester: Very mature.