Supernatural (TV Series)

Live Free or Twi-hard (2010)

Aren Buchholz: Faux Vampire

Quotes 

• Dean Winchester : Open your mouth!

  [teenage vampire wanna-be opens mouth] 

  Dean Winchester : Take Those out!

  [He pulls the fake teeth covered in saliva out] 

  Dean Winchester : Ughhh... for the love of... what are you 12? Are you wearing glitter?

  Vamp Kid : I only do it to get laid man!

  Dean Winchester : Does it work?

  [teenage nods] 

  Dean Winchester : [Dean pauses and thinks]  I'll be damned. Alright... MMMMBOP your way out of here. Go. Go! AND USE A CONDOM!