- Will Schuester: Okay guys, I've got one word for you.
- Brittany Pierce: Is it 'love'? I'm totally going to graduate now!
- Santana Lopez: I've kissed Finn, and can I just say: NOT worth a buck. I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man boobs.
- Finn Hudson: There's nothing going on between me and Rachel.
- Quinn Fabray: All I know is that when I don't catch you staring at me... you're staring at her.
- Wes: The Warblers haven't performed in an informal setting since 1927 when the Spirit of St. Louis overshot the tarmac and plowed through seven Warblers during an impromptu performance of "Welcome to Ohio, Lucky Lindy."
- Finn Hudson: That's the thing about cheating: when you really love someone you'll do anything to keep them safe.