Glee (TV Series)
Blame It on the Alcohol (2011)
Cory Monteith: Finn Hudson
Quotes
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Finn Hudson : Okay, Rachel, since this is your first time at this, I'm gonna break it down for you. Guys and girls fall into certain archetypes when they get drunk. Exhibit A: Santana, the weepy, hysterical drunk.
Santana Lopez : [Weeping at Sam] You like her more than me. She's blonde and awesome and so smart. Admit, just admit it! No, kiss me!
Finn Hudson : Lauren Zizes and Quinn, the angry girl drunks.
Quinn Fabray : [Yelling at Puck] I can't believe what you did to my body! I use to have abs!
Lauren Zizes : Who told you that hairstyle is cool? Geronimo?
Finn Hudson : Brittany, also known as the girl who turns into a stripper drunk. Mercedes and Tina, happy girl drunks and then we come around full circle right back to you, Rachel. And right now, you're being the needy girl drunk. Hanging all over me, being overly lovey, it's not cool.
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Finn Hudson : [interrupts in the middle of Rachel's song] Eh... Hold on! Hold on. Is this song about your headband?
Rachel Berry : Yes. It's called "My Headband".
Finn Hudson : Right.
Rachel Berry : They say you should write about what you know.
Finn Hudson : Well, it's really... interesting! But it's not... emotional. Or, like... good.
Rachel Berry : It sucks.
Finn Hudson : Yeah.
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Rachel Berry : Welcome! Kurt, Blaine... Wasn't expecting you guys.
Finn Hudson : Kurt's been blackmailing me ever since he saw my browser history. Kind of insisted on coming.
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Kurt Hummel : Are you not drinking?
Finn Hudson : No, designated driver. What about you?
Kurt Hummel : I'm still trying to impress Blaine. Can't get to sloppy.
Blaine Anderson : [dances wildly in background]
Kurt Hummel : Clearly, he doesn't have the same concern.
Blaine Anderson : [walks up and hangs on Finn] Hey, hey, it's so cool that you and Kurt are brothers. Right? Brothers! Wow! You're so tall.
Kurt Hummel : You having fun Blaine?
Blaine Anderson : Yeah, it's the BEST PARTY EVER!
