Glee (TV Series)

The Rocky Horror Glee Show (2010)

Lea Michele: Rachel Berry

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• Will Schuester : Great news, guys. I've had a little inspiration. This week's musical lesson isn't really a lesson. It's a musical.

  Rachel Berry : [whispering to herself]  Oh, please be "Evita". Please be "Evita".

  Will Schuester : "Rocky Horror".

  Finn Hudson : I've never seen it.

  Rachel Berry : Mr. Schue?

  Will Schuester : Yup?

  Rachel Berry : While I admire your choice of the groundbreaking '70s musical, aren't you worried that the adult themes might be a point of controversy?

  Kurt Hummel : Seriously. A school in Texas couldn't even do "Rent". It caused an outrage and they had to cancel the show.

• Will Schuester : Okay, let's talk about casting.

  Rachel Berry : Oh, Finn and I will play Brad and Janet.

  Artie Abrams : And I'll be playing the guy in the wheelchair, right?

  Will Schuester : That's what I was thinking. And I thought Kurt could play the role of Frank-N-Furter.

  Kurt Hummel : No. There's no way I'm playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick.

  Santana Lopez : Why? 'Cause that look was last season?

• Will Schuester : Now, we're a little short on female roles, so we're gonna have to double up on Columbias and Magentas.

  Rachel Berry : It's standard practice on Broadway. It'll preserve your voices.

  Mercedes Jones : I'd like to preserve you. In a jar. In my basement.

  Will Schuester : Sam. I'd like you to play the role of the Creature.

  Sam Evans : From the Black Lagoon?

  Quinn Fabray : Rocky. He's like the Frankenstein character, but blond. You'll kill the part. He's cute, just like you.

  Santana Lopez : Better start working on those abs.

  Sam Evans : Are you kidding me? You could cut glass with these babies.

• Finn Hudson : I can't be on stage in front of the whole school in my tighty-whities. They're... gonna be able to see my whole... business.

  Rachel Berry : Come on. It'll just be like going to the pool.

  Finn Hudson : I wear a swim shirt at the pool. I tell everybody it's because I burn easily, but... look, I know I'm a big athlete, and it's not manly or anything, but I'm kind of insecure about how I look.

  Rachel Berry : Come on. You just... you know, you... you have a different body type. I don't look like Brittany or Santana, but you still think I'm hot, right?

  Finn Hudson : Yeah, of course.

  Rachel Berry : So, then... you're just gonna have to trust me that you're the hottest guy in school.

• Santana Lopez : I cannot wait 'till Finn takes his top off so we can all see the hotness underneath.

  Finn Hudson : What are you talking about?

  Brittany S. Pierce : You can't have Sloppy Joes every day for lunch and think you can get away with it.

  Rachel Berry : [supportively taking Finn's hand]  Um... that's incredibly rude.

  Quinn Fabray : Is it? Guys whisper behind our backs about how we girls look every day. They objectify us all the time.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : She sort of has a point.

  Santana Lopez : Yeah. Earlier today, Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when I'm done with the ostrich eggs I'm smuggling in my bra.

• Rachel Berry : Mr. Schue, it is pointless to rehearse this scene without Finn.

  Will Schuester : We don't have a choice. He's late and he's not answering his phone. We gotta get this timing down, guys. And would you please stop interjecting your opinions, Sue?

  Sue Sylvester : Opinions? These are my re-writes.