Glee (TV Series)

The Rocky Horror Glee Show (2010)

Naya Rivera: Santana Lopez

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• Will Schuester : I want to apologize for putting you guys through all this. Particularly Finn and Sam.

  Finn Hudson : It's cool, Mr. Schue. I'm sure the teasing will die down by the time my tenth reunion rolls around.

  Sam Evans : And I got asked to be June in the Men of McKinley High calendar.

  Will Schuester : I'm happy for you. But we still can't do the musical. Look, I was wrong. "Rocky Horror" isn't about pushing boundaries or making an audience accept a certain rebellious point of view. Those were my reasons for doing it, and they aren't worth risking what we have here. And when I was younger, and they started midnight shows of "Rocky Horror", it wasn't for envelope pushers. It was for outcasts, people on the fringes who had no place left to go, but were searching for someplace, anyplace, where they felt like they belonged. Sound familiar? The truth is, with that perspective, "Rocky Horror" is the perfect show for this club.

  Santana Lopez : Well, then why aren't we putting it on?

  Will Schuester : We're still going to perform "Rocky Horror". We're just not doing it for an audience. We're doing it for ourselves.

• Will Schuester : Okay, let's talk about casting.

  Rachel Berry : Oh, Finn and I will play Brad and Janet.

  Artie Abrams : And I'll be playing the guy in the wheelchair, right?

  Will Schuester : That's what I was thinking. And I thought Kurt could play the role of Frank-N-Furter.

  Kurt Hummel : No. There's no way I'm playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick.

  Santana Lopez : Why? 'Cause that look was last season?

• Will Schuester : Now, we're a little short on female roles, so we're gonna have to double up on Columbias and Magentas.

  Rachel Berry : It's standard practice on Broadway. It'll preserve your voices.

  Mercedes Jones : I'd like to preserve you. In a jar. In my basement.

  Will Schuester : Sam. I'd like you to play the role of the Creature.

  Sam Evans : From the Black Lagoon?

  Quinn Fabray : Rocky. He's like the Frankenstein character, but blond. You'll kill the part. He's cute, just like you.

  Santana Lopez : Better start working on those abs.

  Sam Evans : Are you kidding me? You could cut glass with these babies.

• Santana Lopez : I cannot wait 'till Finn takes his top off so we can all see the hotness underneath.

  Finn Hudson : What are you talking about?

  Brittany S. Pierce : You can't have Sloppy Joes every day for lunch and think you can get away with it.

  Rachel Berry : [supportively taking Finn's hand]  Um... that's incredibly rude.

  Quinn Fabray : Is it? Guys whisper behind our backs about how we girls look every day. They objectify us all the time.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : She sort of has a point.

  Santana Lopez : Yeah. Earlier today, Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when I'm done with the ostrich eggs I'm smuggling in my bra.