Glee (TV Series)

Never Been Kissed (2010)

Cory Monteith: Finn Hudson

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Quotes 

• Finn Hudson : Dude, how do you stand that cold tub?

  Sam Evans : I'm used to cold showers dating Quinn.

• Will Schuester : Well, I genuinely hope you guys are happy, because Coach Beiste has quit.

  Finn Hudson : Wait, what? That's terrible.

  Sam Evans : Yeah, that's not what we want.

  Artie Abrams : That's the opposite of what we want. The football team was actually winning.

  Will Schuester : Well, then you'd better but your heads together and find a way to get her back, fast, because I am actually ashamed of you. You really hurt someone who was a great addition to this school.

  Rachel Berry : I'm sorry, what exactly did we do?

  Finn Hudson : No, no. It's us. The boys.

  Mike Chang : And Tina.

  [everyone turns around and stares] 

  Finn Hudson : We sort of figured out that picturing Beiste while making out was even better than a cold shower.

  [seeing Rachel's expression] 

  Finn Hudson : I... I mean, I don't. Ever.

  Quinn Fabray : [quietly to Sam]  Oh, wow. I'm sorry.

  Santana Lopez : Can I just say that this is what happens when people don't put out? If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team.

• Finn Hudson : How did we find the only two girls in high school that won't put out?

  Sam Evans : What do you do, though?

  Finn Hudson : Well, easy. I just think about the opposite of what I'm doing.

  [cut to him and Rachel making out; as he's about to climax, he remembers a car crash in his past] 

  Sam Evans : I've never actually almost killed a civil servant before.

  Finn Hudson : Well, you have to find something to be your own buzzkill. You know, something that is totally not hot.

• Shannon Beiste : [yelling at Artie in the locker room]  I don't care! If you're on this football team, you'll wear a cup! No exceptions!

  Finn Hudson : [quietly to Sam]  Hey, you never notice that when the Beiste gets all fired up, her underpants go right up her butt?

  Shannon Beiste : ...down in your groin in that helmet? You think "The Nutcracker'"s just a musical?

  Sam Evans : [watching Beiste pull her underwear out of her butt crack]  Looks like I found my mailman.

  Finn Hudson : Yes, you did.